Mys.Undyrstud

officialtokyosan:

letsrevince:

tforge13:

wordssetinstony:

tricksterkids:

cadegrey:

mjwatson:

i don’t really understand where penises go when boys wear pants

sometimes to the left

sometimes to the right

sometimes up

sometimes down

sometimes painful

sometimes not

depends

take it back now y’all

One hop this time

please don’t jump on my penis

too late

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WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU EVEN GET THAT HOLY SHIT

(via onlylolgifs)

slimiest:

a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant
“two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’”
“got it. check my dashboard”
“that skeleton gif you like is back again”
he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”

(Source: tinymaw, via nucking-futs)

onlinehumor:

when someone uses “your” instead of “you’re”

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(Source: what-mom, via ruinedchildhood)

tennants-hair:

*stays home* i should’ve gone out

*goes out* i should’ve stayed home

(via lifesizehysteria)

spongyspice:

we all have a person who’s name we hear and we just

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(via ruinedchildhood)